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Clone Adjustments

(Read Clone Creation here)

    "Mistress!" HackerKai eagerly forced her to let go of the oh-so-delicious-wicked bug she had almost had between her sharp virtual fangs.
    "What?" She shouted eyes all white and shining brightly.
    "The email box..." Hacker said and pointed to the right on her screen.
    Growling like a T-rex Tommen dived down into the mass of unread posts. "BodieKai? Oh I see...a reboot and some new software to go with his old altered programs... *bisexual*... hm, hm, hm...a piece of cake, don't you agree Hacker?"
    HackerKai grinned at the thought of getting a batch brother out of the cryostatic cold. "I will immediate send Mistress Semiramis and her brother an email at once inviting them to the office." "Do that Hacker, and then go down to the service department, we will need some cables and connectors... try to conquer a NT server while you are at it."

    With a whoosh, the intra-astral transporter sent Semmie and the frozen BodieKai immediately to Tommen's coordinates in Sweden.
    "Tommen?" piped Semmie after the door closed behind them.
    "Over here..." said Tommen, greeting the sweet twin with a wave hello.
    Semmie smiled and gave Tommen a hug. "It's good to see you again! I didn't think I would see you until the next party, but..."
    Tommen grinned, "Yes, I understand. Priorities, priorities!" She looked at the frozen BodieKai, and then back at Semmie, her eyes twinkling. HackerKai opened up the cryochamber and inspected BodieKai, who was still in cryostasis.
    "It looks like he's had some salt damage to his circuits...." HackerKai mused, "Probably from Val's attempt to teach BodieKai to swim. No problem, though. Easily fixed. " He closed the pod door and began to wheel the frozen clone into the office. Tommen nodded at HackerKai and then turned back to Semmie
    "Semmie, um...." Tommen began. "I can't guarantee anything, you know. Clone software can be sensitive to changes." Semmie nodded and Tommen continued. "I'll have to give him a reboot, which means basically he won't remember Val. He'll only know you. But..." Tommen frowned. "You will have to remember that he was made for a surfer and a Californian.... and well, Californians are strange people."
    Semmie broke in, "But that's, like, *perfect*! I'm a Californian, and I practically live on the beach. BodieKai won't be be-zarre to me at all. He will understand a good *granch*, and, like, the difference between being gnarly and tubular, he'll know all the good shakas, and he'll talk in italics like I do!"
    Tommen strained to understand the peculiar singing cadence of the California language, including the habit of a rising inflection at the end of sentences, but Semmie seems so positive that Tommen decided to take her word for BodieKai's comfort.
        "Okay, then. So you want me to change, among other things, his sexual software...hrm... I take it he was cloned...intact?"
    Semmie smiled mischievously. "Yeah, I checked already. *Live* and *uncut*. Val ordered him a jumbo, because, well, have you heard that gay men have larger penises?"
    Tommen blinked, and then began to laugh with Semmie, when HackerKai reappeared.
    "Mistress, we're ready." He looked at the two women, one of which was tittering, and the other who looked like she was about to quasi-thud. Tommen hushed herself, gave Semmie a hug, and set to work. Semmie watched anxiously, waiting for the results.

        "I placed him in the server room, we have two servers available for our purposes --- hexan and Ntalf," said HackerKai.
        "Good", Tommen handed him the strap with an alligator clip attached at the end.
        "What is that?" said a startled Semmie as Tommen secured the strap on HackerKai's left arm.
        "To avoid static electricity. He will assist down from the server room, it must be the decarbonization or something because when he goes in there strange things happens unless he secures himself with the strap."
        Semmie nodded and got seated in one of Tommen's chairs for clients. "Will it take long?"
        "I have no idea, first of all we have to hack into him. Would you like a redbull?" Semmie shook her head, she had no intentions of becoming a speeded programmer, all she wanted was a fully functional clone. Tommen started up PC Duo and the mouse pointer started over the screen moved by HackerKai down from the server room. "Ok, your clone is online, lets see...how very unusual..."
        A strange pattern appeared swirling around forming into a beautiful greenish fractal. The dark room was lit by the bright changing colours as the fractal split up in several smaller fractals and started to dance.
        Boss strolled into the room in his usual manner with his fourth cup of coffee. He watched the screen and then arched an eyebrow.
        "BUDA? he asked.
        "Kai clone" Tommen replied.
        He looked around and spotted the lovely Semmie, "another clone?"
        "A Mistress", Tommen muttered as she now was focused on the fractal's attempts to trick her. After saying hello to Semmie Boss strolled out again still drinking his coffee.
        "He is a man of few words, isn't he?" Semmie remarked.
        "Uhu? Words? Oh yes". Tommen answered being slightly numb from the fractals, then she jumped in her Kinnarp, "Woooahhh! We're in!"
        "Calm down" Semmie yelled also jumping in her chair, "is he...?"
        "Intact, I think so, but he is built in XML...peculiar time two. Let me first make a reverse engineering...look at this, it's an altered love slave application. Explains a lot, doesn't it?" Semmie nodded not sure what Tommen was getting at.
        Several windows showing different interiors from her clone covered the screen and the devilish female programmer was flicking between them.
        "Did you want him to be...ehum...*attached* to your brother as well?"
        "Yes, please, is that a problem?" Semmie felt her heart skip a beat.
        Tommen frowned and made some serious thinking. "There is only one application and it contains only one parameter for targeting...I could of course make a twin application and have it running simultaneously. The threading will be a challenge though."
        "Please Tommen, please try! A twin application sounds appropriate!" Semmie urged but urging was unnecessary, as Tommen had already considered this to be a worthy challenge.
        After a while of high concentration, giving Semmie some good examples of Swedish very bad language and some mind-boggling code she leaned back in her chair.
        "Ok, I have woken him, shall we go down and have a look?" Semmie got up from the chair in a nano second and headed for the door where she bumped into O who was coming their way.
        He smiled gently at Semmie's hurry, "Hacker asked me to tell you that your clone has gone into yellow_eyes_mode and Hacker has some difficulties to hold him down. May I suggest a shut down?"
        "Ooops! Sorry!" Tommen quickly deactivated the reboot process and gazed on the code again, her pale blue eyes searching for corrupt calls. Semmie held her breath, what if her clone was wasted? O, calm as always, decided his mission was complete and headed into the dark passage again.
        "Aha! Hmmm...this is a bit embarrassing."
        "What, what?" Semmie was puzzled, what could possibly be embarrassing involving a kai clone?
        "Ehum, I accidentally set his sexual preferences on gay with you and hetero with Dominique. Not a splendid combination it seems...shall we try again?"
        With her knees giving away due to the tension Semmie sat down in the chair.
        Footsteps was heard from the dark passage, weakened from the alternation the reincarnated clone appeared in the doorframe supported by HackerKai who had a wide grin on his beautiful face.
        "Mistress, I think he could do with a refill!"
        Under tired eyelids the clone's green eyes was looking for Semmie...

    Semmie gasped with delight...here was her very own clone! She took him from HackerKai's arms and drew BodieKai into the room, but the clone was exhausted and collapsed to his knees to the floor. A quick refill of protoblood perked him up, plus a mini-dewball, and BodieKai's eyes were sparkling again.
    "Thank you...mistress," BodieKai whispered.
    "You're welcome, my sweet," Semmie smiled, and kissed him. Their kiss lasted a few minutes, and the windows of Tommen's office began to steam up. Semmie slowly broke the kiss.
    "Whoa...." said Semmie, "Good programming, Tommen! Awesome job!!!!!" She pulled new clothes for BodieKai out of her bag, and he dressed.
    Semmie turned to Tommen and drew her into a big hug, plus a kiss on the mouth.
    "I can't tell you how much this means to me, Tommen. Thank you oh-so very much!"
    Tommen smiled, "You're welcome." Semmie gave HackerKai a hug and a kiss on the mouth, just for fun. Quickly BodieKai was dressed, and following his mistress' lead, gave Tommen a hug and kiss. Tommen giggled and peeked at HackerKai, enjoying the sensation of comparing clone kisses. Then, BodieKai turned to HackerKai and hugged him and *almost* placed a kiss on HK's mouth when the older clone stopped him.
    "Uh, no," said HackerKai with a shake of his head. BodieKai was not to be denied the privilege -- he cupped the back of HackerKai's head and pulled his mouth into a full kiss, complete with tongue.
    Semmie's eyes grew big looking at the two men kissing. She looked at Tommen, who had an equal look of astonishment on her face, and the two women's eyes met.
    "Way intense! Old or new programming?" Semmie asked.
    Tommen shook her head, "New, of course, but...you never know how those programs will settle in a clone's head."
    BodieKai finished kissing HackerKai and smiled at him with a smouldering gaze. HackerKai had a slightly glazed look to his eyes, and was swaying slightly on his feet.
    "C'mon Bodie," Semmie interrupted. "You've got a master you need to impress with those skills." With that, Semmie and her new clone departed with a wave and a very, very satisfied smile.
 
 
 
 

Authors: Semmie, Tommen

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